Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Welcome to PG County! Hope you enjoy your stay

It's been two years but the Prince George's County Welcome Wagon finally FINALLY got to us. Phew. I feel like a real Marylander now. The basket of good they brought was just lovely, lovely. It really touched me. Oh, I've included a picture below.

See, it's like having confetti put in your car except it's your car window carefully destroyed and placed lovingly on the driver's seat. As I drove to the car-fixer man today, I felt a special tingle in my bum...perhaps it was the brotherly love vibe I was feeling from my new friends, or perhaps it was the microscopic glass shards that I had missed with the broom working their way through my jeans. Whatever it was I knew what it meant. I'm officially a PG County resident because I'm the vitcim of a property crime.

1 comment:

Josh said...

Crap! Man that's awful. Couldn't've happened to nicer people.