Monday, August 06, 2007
Bonds hits 755
One more home run and then they can trade him. Let the curse of the Barry Bonds begin in San Francisco. In another 50 years, SF will have the longest World Series drought, people will be touting that they found 55 year-old urine samples of Barry Bonds that PROVES he was a doper, and no one will know a) how much he took, b) and what seasons he took it. It'll never be proven, but no one will believe in 778 (my projected total for him). And Alex Rodriguez will still be rocking back and forth in his "home" hugging his knees and repeating "750 750 750 750 750 750 750" after he hit 750 at age 38, tripped over first base, and shattered both wrists.
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I don't know much about baseball, but I knew enough to find much pleasure in that blog entry. All I know is that someone said that Jesse Jackson commented on how if don't support Barry in his supposed home run total, we are somehow racist. I support Brother Bonds, but what I don't support is Brother Jackson being a reverend.
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