A fat man runneth

I am fat. I just ran 5 kilometers in 33 minutes. My fit friend ran it in 22 minutes. Okay, so maybe this is an indication that I am out of shape more so than being fat as I doubt that certain members of The Illuminati (very skinny men with large brains) could run 5 kilometers in 33 minutes. In fact, I bet there are a bunch of very skinny people that would find it difficult to run 5 kilometers in 33 minutes. I think those people are called heroin addicts.

Maybe it's because I'm Scoutmaster. My brother always warned me there would be days like these ahead if I became a Scoutmaster. Every Scoutmaster develops a gut. Why? Because we eat ourselves into stupors to ignore the scouts. You can't discipline Fernando von Sydow for throwing manure in the fire if you can't move without affecting the earth's rotation.