Sit down, Yan. Just sit down. I have something to tell you. No, it's not quite as cruel as when I tossed Gary Lightbody on his ear nigh unto two years ago. So, calm down. We here at LOWAG have something very important to tell you. You're pregnant.
No wait, that's not it. I think that what we here at LOWAG are trying to tell you is that, well, someone's done the unthinkable. No, it's not that crazy Swiss physicists are currently trying to create a small black hole with their 13 mile particle accelerator underneath the pastures of Switzerland. Good try, though. It's that there's a certain American band. An American band named after a Russian river. The Okkervil River to be precise. And they just released an album called the Stand Ins and I'm not really sure about the rest of the record because I just cannot stop listening to one particular song. It's called Lost Coastlines. And let me tell you, Yan, it's quite a corker. It's such a corker that we here at LOWAG are currently scrapping off the name "Lights Out for Darker Skies" off the Song of the Year award and....we're leaving it blank. See LOFDS might still win the award, but it's no longer a run away. It's like Okkervil River just threw for 500 yards and 7 TDs against a mighty defense. I cannot ignore such a performance.
Thanks for your time, Yan.
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