"HE BREACHES!" *SMASH*
"WE'RE GOING TO BE RAMMED!" *SMASH*
"OH LOOK, A GIANT SQUID!" *SMASH*
"ARGH, THE HUGE CLIFFS OF NAVARONNE!" *SMASH*
Is that enough? I just watched Moby Dick. First of all, it's still spectacular. Second of all, it's terrifying. Third of all, I wish I could quote Captain Ahab at parties. "Why yes, I feel old. I feel like Adam centuries after leaving paradise" or "Sure, I hate milk duds. Well, I really hate the malignant thing that lurks behind the mask of milk duds, the thing that's haunted men from existence, that destroys you and leaves you with half a heart and half a lung." Fourth of all, I want a cannibal friend.
Speaking of which, it's BYU-Utah week...
Max: From hell's heart I stab at thee.
Brian: For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
Max: Good game
Brian: You too.
1 comment:
Sometimes I think, surely there's no way Doug can top the hilarity of the previous posts, and then I see this.
I think we all need a cannibal friend. And a peg leg. And a skunk stripe in our hair. Are you watching flicks like Moby Dick since your fam has all run away from you?
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