Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I'm John Murtha, and I want your vote

FEAR ME!! I WILL BE THE NEW HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER!!! DO YOU HEAR ME LOBBYISTS???? YOU WILL TAKE ORDERS FROM ME!!

Hi, my name is John Murtha and I might be your next House Majority Leader. As you know, I am a veteran. Steny Hoyer may or not be, I haven't really asked him. I also am currently involved in some ethics scandals, which I believe makes me perfectly capable of filling the shoes of "Da Hammer!" So, please write your House rep and encourage them to vote for me. I represent the status quo.

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